Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Quotes

"If it wasn't for for venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us"

-You know how to make a venetian blind?
-poke him in the eye.

"I read this advertisement in the papers: BIG SALE, LAST WEEK. Why did they print it? It's already over. They're just rubbing it in."

-Is it always sunny in Singapore?
-Well, not at night..

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