"If it wasn't for for venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us"
-You know how to make a venetian blind?
-poke him in the eye.
"I read this advertisement in the papers: BIG SALE, LAST WEEK. Why did they print it? It's already over. They're just rubbing it in."
-Is it always sunny in Singapore?
-Well, not at night..
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